Friday, January 11, 2013

I haven't confessed any Dirty Little Secrets lately.
Enjoy.

***  Whenever I eat goldfish crackers I sing their little jingle from a few years back (2001) in my head. "The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off."  You know the one I'm talking about, right?

***  I eat goldfish crackers because you get 55 in a serving and even though they're little I feel like I'm getting a ton of them.

***  I was asleep by 9:30pm last night.  The confession part is that I was all tucked in bed before I realized it was only 9pm, not 10pm.

***  I was G-chatting with a blogging bestie who said she was "popping vitamin C to avoid the flu."  I thought she said she was "pooping vitamin C."  Totally different, right?

 ***  To avoid the flu, I am avoiding all human beings and bathing in Purell.  That could be a bit of an exaggeration, but I'm doing my best.

***  Hampering my attempt to avoid humans and touch germy things is a birthday celebration for a certain wonderful lady tonight.  We will be going "glow bowling."  Nothing like being surrounded by a bunch of strangers and touching a bunch of germy things (including rented shoes) to make a girl feel like she should show up in a bubble.  I'm sure a few cocktails will knock that silly thought right out of my head and I'll be groping balls with the best of them.  Bowling balls, ya pervs.

What are you crazy kids up to this weekend?
I'm itching to clean house and organize.  
I will be making a list of 10 things to take care of this weekend.
I'll report back on Monday to let you know how I do.
(sense of accountability, right?)

Have a great weekend, all!

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7 comments:

  1. You know Alcohol kills germs right??? Think of those cocktails as tasty little germ killers.

    You rock that bowling ally!

    Laura@MiceInTheKitchn

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  2. I would like to come bowling with you. I live for fun nights like those. I too have been washing my hands like a freak lately! People are biting the dust everywhere I turn. Gahh

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  3. Idk - I got my flu shot and I think it just ended up making me sick!

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  4. Hope you have fun groping balls tonight... Be careful.. those things are pretty germy, I think.

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  5. That looks exactly like the bowling alley in my home town!! Too funny. Oh my - the comments are getting a little outrageous lol....

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  6. Good luck on not getting sick. I've been drinking lots of tea and taking Vitamin C daily!

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